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This is good for a laugh if you're a conservative.

 

How Liberals are destroying America

 

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

 

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

 

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

 

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

 

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the Earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

 

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

 

7. You have to believe that AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.

 

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

 

9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

 

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

 

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make “The Passion Of The Christ” for financial gain only.

 

12. You have to believe the National Rifle Association (NRA) is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

 

13. You have to believe that taxes are low, but ATM fees are too high.

 

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem (feminists) are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell.

 

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

 

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

 

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried because the right people haven’t been in charge.

 

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belonged in the White House.

 

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades display drag, transvestites and beastiality should be Constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

 

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the communist Chinese Government is somehow in the best interests of the United States.

 

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

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I guess this needed its opposite

 

How Conservative are destroying America

 

1. You have to be for capital punishment, despite the overwhelming evidence that it does not reduce or prevent crime, because you believe in the "an eye for eye, a tooth for a tooth" doctrine

2. You have to believe that FOX news is truly "Fair and Balanced"

3. You have to believe that weapons of mass destruction WERE discovered in Iraq

4. You have to believe that modern art is worthless

5. You believe that sex education should not cover homosexuality because it will turn all of "our children" to gays

6. You have to believe in minimum sentencing despite overwhelming evidence that it doesn't lower crime. Who trust those stats anyway?

7. You have to believe that it is OK for the CIA to topple a democratically elected socialist government and put a capitalistic dictator in its place but it is immoral that a capitalistic dictator be thrown out by a socialist coup.

8. You have to believe that there's absolute right and absolute wrong, and nothing in the middle... (Except, of course, when it applies to you or what you believe in... uh?)

9. You have to believe that ballet dancers are all homosexuals anyway.

10. You have to believe that the ONLY country ever to use true WMD had a good enough reason to do it... twice!

11. You have to believe that owning a Hummer is your god given right.

12. You have to believe that creationism and intelligent design are theories just as solid as evolution

13. You have to believe that this message is the typical looney-left response to the conservative undeniable truth.

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