Cataclaw Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 J'vais à un party d'Halloween demain soir et je pensais y aller en Americain: Voici ce que j'ai déjà, avez-vous des suggestions ou des idées de plus? - Casquette des New England Patriots - T-shirt de Barack Obama 2008 - T-shirt du Texas: "Fuck yall i'm from Texas" - Drapeau Américain de pleine taille - Trois autres drapeaux plus petits - Une affiche que j'ai fabriqué: "GO USA" - Un accent du Texas pas mal bon - Un accent New Yorkais so-so, mais j'ai du temps encore pour pratiquer Je pensais aussi: - Interompre des conversations en sortant mon cell et parler trop fort dessus - M'acheter un shotgun en plastique et le trainer Et si j'avais l'argent: - Arriver en Hummer Any yall got 'n ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestAust Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Oublie la pancarte, et arrive en mangeant un hot dog! apprend l'hymne national américain et chante le a tue tete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexiQuebecois Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 -Complain about Mexicans stealing yer jobs!! ou sinon tu pourrais acheter un déguisement de soldat et crier "AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataclaw Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Oublie la pancarte, et arrive en mangeant un hot dog! apprend l'hymne national américain et chante le a tue tete Rofl Merci pour les idées les gars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertpuant Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Mets du Ketchup sur tout ce que tu mange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercule Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 God bless America! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTLskyline Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 It all depends on what kind of American you are planning on going as: -New Yorker? (Democrat) -Bostonian? (Democrat) -Californian? (Democrat) -Texan/Southerner (Republican) -Alaskan? (Republican) The stereotype of the American you're attempting to portray would most certainly have a McCain shirt rather than an Obama one. The Republicans are the flag-waving patriots. Perhaps anything you bring to the party should be brought in Wal-Mart bags? Frequently accuse other guests of being communist nutjobs. Perhaps for some ideas on how to be provocative, watch some of the O'Reilly Factor and other Fox News shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataclaw Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 It all depends on what kind of American you are planning on going as:-New Yorker? (Democrat) -Bostonian? (Democrat) -Californian? (Democrat) -Texan/Southerner (Republican) -Alaskan? (Republican) The stereotype of the American you're attempting to portray would most certainly have a McCain shirt rather than an Obama one. The Republicans are the flag-waving patriots. Yeah i know, but i'm going for a humorous amalgamation of American stereotypes. All of America rolled into one. So i got some liberal (obama), some conservative (gun toting), etc. Love the suggestions keep em coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTLskyline Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 LOL Gun-toting Obama-supporting Democrat. Americans love all things football so I think the Patriots hat is a good fit. As for beer you should only drink domestic (aka Bud, Coors, Miller, Busch, any American Lager). As a matter of fact you should have a particular "brand". Bring up NASCAR and College football to anyone willing to listen. Frequently make analogies to "Once on COPS" or "Stephen Colbert said..." Argue the benefits of HUMMER ownership, stating that its your goal in life to own an H3. Of course, you must talk louder than anyone else, and drown anyone out who disagrees with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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