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J'vais à un party d'Halloween demain soir et je pensais y aller en Americain:

 

Voici ce que j'ai déjà, avez-vous des suggestions ou des idées de plus?

 

- Casquette des New England Patriots

- T-shirt de Barack Obama 2008

- T-shirt du Texas: "Fuck yall i'm from Texas"

- Drapeau Américain de pleine taille

- Trois autres drapeaux plus petits

- Une affiche que j'ai fabriqué: "GO USA"

- Un accent du Texas pas mal bon

- Un accent New Yorkais so-so, mais j'ai du temps encore pour pratiquer

 

Je pensais aussi:

- Interompre des conversations en sortant mon cell et parler trop fort dessus

- M'acheter un shotgun en plastique et le trainer

 

Et si j'avais l'argent:

- Arriver en Hummer

 

Any yall got 'n ideas?

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It all depends on what kind of American you are planning on going as:

-New Yorker? (Democrat)

-Bostonian? (Democrat)

-Californian? (Democrat)

-Texan/Southerner (Republican)

-Alaskan? (Republican)

 

The stereotype of the American you're attempting to portray would most certainly have a McCain shirt rather than an Obama one. The Republicans are the flag-waving patriots.

 

Perhaps anything you bring to the party should be brought in Wal-Mart bags?

 

Frequently accuse other guests of being communist nutjobs.

 

Perhaps for some ideas on how to be provocative, watch some of the O'Reilly Factor and other Fox News shows.

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It all depends on what kind of American you are planning on going as:

-New Yorker? (Democrat)

-Bostonian? (Democrat)

-Californian? (Democrat)

-Texan/Southerner (Republican)

-Alaskan? (Republican)

 

The stereotype of the American you're attempting to portray would most certainly have a McCain shirt rather than an Obama one. The Republicans are the flag-waving patriots.

 

Yeah i know, but i'm going for a humorous amalgamation of American stereotypes. All of America rolled into one. So i got some liberal (obama), some conservative (gun toting), etc.

 

Love the suggestions keep em coming! ;)

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LOL Gun-toting Obama-supporting Democrat.

 

Americans love all things football so I think the Patriots hat is a good fit. As for beer you should only drink domestic (aka Bud, Coors, Miller, Busch, any American Lager). As a matter of fact you should have a particular "brand". Bring up NASCAR and College football to anyone willing to listen.

 

Frequently make analogies to "Once on COPS" or "Stephen Colbert said..."

 

Argue the benefits of HUMMER ownership, stating that its your goal in life to own an H3.

 

Of course, you must talk louder than anyone else, and drown anyone out who disagrees with you. :D

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