10 reasons, not including Rob Ford, why Montreal is better than Toronto

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They don't want to include Rob Ford because he's a Torontonian who's had more fun in Toronto than anyone in Montreal has had in a long time with his crack, booze and hookers. The only things anyone ever says is better in Montreal these days are intangible things like "fun", and these people conveniently ignore that in the warm months, Toronto's parks are filled with people picnicing, strumming guitars, couples, informal theatre groups and that people party into the morning in various areas of the city throughout the year.

 

People picnicking! how novel! I mean we TOTALLY DON'T have people eating in parks in Montreal. I mean it's not like the city's big parks are filled with tons of people come the summer months.

We kind of have more than just pic-nics here during the summer , dear.