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For the past few weeks, my family been trying to figure out why the garage door for my mom wouldn't open. We end up getting technicians to come and check it out twice and even with a special detector to see what frequency could be blocking it. Some reason my dad wakes up today, thinking the garage door opener on the wrong way, guess what it was. The people who were fixing stuff in the garage put it the wrong way! :egads: The joke is on us for not figuring that one out sooner. --- My dad sent me downtown to get a parcel. Seeing we use to live in the city and some reason they never sent it to the new address. Today there is a huge snowstorm in Montreal. I was stuck waiting over 35 mins for the bus, and it took over an hour to get downtown and take the metro. One thing leads to another. When I get to the post office the woman didn't want to give the parcel to me, another thing lead to another and I got it. Ended coming back home and opening the parcel to find out the Canadian Government seized what was inside. Wasted 3 hours traveling in a snowstorm to find out whatever my dad ordered was seized by the government for being a health hazard. FML! update: Just found out whatever was in the box my dad never ordered LOL My life should be a sitcom

Croyez-vous encore aux chances de voir un nouveau casino être érigé? Si oui, quel serait le meilleur endroit selon vous pour faire l'unanimité? PS- SVP, je ne veux pas Mirabel dans vos réponses... Je ne le prendrais pas... lol

c p-e vieux comme le monde, mais moi je viens de voir ca pour la premiere fois: http://ville.montreal.qc.ca/portal/page?_pageid=2496,3086590&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL en plus ca fait partie du site officiel de la ville ?? lol c'est quoi ca ....

Tout est là dans... lol

Voilà on ou va placer les conversations qui prennent des tangentes hors sujet... Pour garder les fils un peu plus propres quoi ;-) (à la fin de l'année on donne un trophée à celui qui aura le plus d'interventions ici lol) Pour assurer que les conversations qui se retrouvent ici restent fermés, j'ai barré le fil. Seuls les modérateurs peuvent réponder et ajouter/supprimer des messages dans ce fil. -- Cataclaw

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Un extrait d'une dissertation très approfondie sur l'humour. August 2008 page 120 Least funny city: Seattle. It's rainy, progressive, and almost kind of European, it's Norway on the Pacific... Funniest city: Montreal. Every summer, our favorite anglophobic metropolis to the North plays host to the biggest, best comedy festival in North America. Drink potent Canadian beer while catching the late-night stars of tomorrow... Maudit que j'les haillis les américains! S't'une joke, lol...

Look what are friends down the 401 have come up with! http://4thbiggestcity.com/ Funny reactions http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2789170

Cellcom Israel $71 USD/month (270 shekels) Unlimited incoming calls from Anywhere Unlimited incoming SMS (not sure if that includes Canada) Unlimited Data (GPRS only) could be 3G True I had no idea if this includes call display or whatever Thing is I just have to pay local rates for calls within Israel. Honestly why can't any service provider do that in Canada. We have more people for the love of god! I have a feeling I'll be using a lot of MSN Messenger on my phone. Seeing I know no one will SMS me or even call lol

Un nouveau gadget pour les maison... <object width="1280" height="745"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqu9NuINKbc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqu9NuINKbc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="1280" height="745"></embed></object> Le MTQ pourrait en installer chez les qui vont rester à côté du futur Turcot avec des images de fermes et de fôrets lol

Oligarchs lose $230 Billion Ouch thats got to hurt lol

Y'a rien dans ce forum sur le parc d'attractions le plus important de l'est du Canada!? Dommage! Je suis pas sûr si je devrais mettre ce thread ici ou non mais.... mettez vos images ou renseignements sur La Ronde ici voici une image que j'ai pris il y a longtemps et oui on a des araignées géantes à Montréal Beat that Australia! lol

More here Funny thing is, I thought the Easter Parade in NY would have floats. LOL

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paris .. http://www.fun54.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Awesome-most-beautiful-Paris-city-sunrise-picture-golden-sun-shining-in-the-sky-nature-view-background-hd-wallpaper-1920-x-1200.jpg lol

Infinity pool 55 storeys up. EAT your heart out Article Someone please pitch this to the City of Montreal to allow developers to build to the sky is the limit or at least turn the tower at the olympic stadium into a huge water slide lol